Tuesday, April 24, 2007

God Only Knows

First of all, I would like to take back everything I have ever said about John McCain NOT having a tasteful presence on Youtube. But there is more to this clip than excessive nose-blowing. There is a demonstration of pure genius, and here I am talking about implicating none other than the Beach Boys in one man's hoped-for "airmail" delivery from the U.S. to Tehran.

I mean, I understand the backlash against the idea of bombing Iran, but can we talk a little more about the Beach Boys? ESPECIALLY when we talk about foreign policy? Why haven't we ALWAYS done this? Surely I am not the only person to be thinking of the lost opportunities of the Clinton years. The obvious one, of course, is Rwanda. As in:

Help Rwanda, help help Rwanda

but don't forget Kosovo! It sounds JUST LIKE Kokomo!

We'll get there faster if Congress says no
That's right, we're GOING to go
Right into Kosovo

Bill must be kicking himself.

I was starting to worry about McCain's lack of a campaign strategy, especially since Mitt Romney thought of "money-raising" for his. But if the mormons can be taught to like the Beach Boys, guess who jumps back into the front-runner spot?

Oh yeah.

Sail on Sailor indeed!